Usage and Grammar

Q. Don’t you think it is improper to use both Porsche and Jimmy Choo as proper nouns (instead of proper adjectives) in a Q&A about proper writing technique?

A. If you believe that to be proper, writing must be stilted, literal, and driven by specious legal or technical precautions, then yes, I suppose the answer was improper. (But that’s what we love about the Q&A.)